I think Stephen Colbert is God because .... well, .... because he is! E-mail me and tell me why you think Stephen Colbert, the most ballsalicious man to EVER grace the podium of any White House Correspondents' Dinner and MY personal Lord and saviour, is God. If you don't think that Stephen Colbert is God or if you think that my calling him God is blasphemous or sacriligious, send your e-mail and prayers here .

C'mon! Everyone sing along:
(to the tune of Lord I Lift Your Name On High)

Stephen, I lift Your name on high.
Stephen, I love to sing Your praises.
I'm so glad You're in my life.
I'm so glad You came to save us.
You came from Strangers With Candy to The Daily Show, laughter you gave,
From The Daily Show to The Colbert Report, our flag you wave;
From the The Colbert Report to the White House Correspondents' Dinner,
from the White House Correspondents' Dinner to CSPAN immortality;
Stephen, I lift Your name on high. (Repeat)

Praise be to Stephen Colbert!